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🎯 Patriot Dad Hat – For the Missile Enthusiast in Every Generation
Dad hats aren’t just for dads—especially not these dads. This sleek low-profile cap pays tribute to the legendary Patriot Missile System, with a design playfully inspired by classic baseball logos (you know, the team that keeps dodging incoming threats).
Whether you’re defending the skies or just defending your scalp from the sun, this hat’s got you covered—literally.
Details:
• 100% chino cotton twill (because nylon belongs on missiles, not your head)
• Green Camo option: 35% cotton, 65% polyester
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile fit
• 6 embroidered eyelets for that tactical ventilation
• 3⅛” (7.6 cm) crown – aerodynamic and stylish
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle – fits launch crew and commanders alike
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh (no classified locations here)
🧢 “Because some patriots wear helmets. Others wear style.”
Patriot Hat
$20.99
Dad hats aren’t just for dads—especially not these dads. This sleek low-profile cap pays tribute to the legendary Patriot Missile System, with a design playfully inspired by classic baseball logos (you know, the team that keeps dodging incoming threats).
Whether you’re defending the skies or just defending your scalp from the sun, this hat’s got you covered—literally.
Details:
• 100% chino cotton twill (because nylon belongs on missiles, not your head)
• Green Camo option: 35% cotton, 65% polyester
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile fit
• 6 embroidered eyelets for that tactical ventilation
• 3⅛” (7.6 cm) crown – aerodynamic and stylish
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle – fits launch crew and commanders alike
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh (no classified locations here)
🧢 “Because some patriots wear helmets. Others wear style.”
Size guide
| Â | A (inches) | B (inches) | C (inches) | D (inches) |
| One size | 20 ½-24 ⅜ | 4 ¾ | 3 ⅛ | 7 ½ |