Alcoholics Defending America Can Cooler

Keep your drinks cold and the morale high with the Alcoholics Defending America dual-side can cooler. Featuring the iconic FTF parody insignia with crossed bottles, this neoprene sleeve is built for long nights, field weekends, battery cookouts, tailgates, and anything else that requires “hydration.”

Available in standard and slim sizes, it keeps your drink chilled while protecting your hands from the cold. Durable, waterproof, and easy to clean—this cooler is the perfect blend of function and ADA humor.

Original design by First to Fire Chronicles.

Product Details:

• Neoprene construction

• Waterproof and insulating

• Fits regular 5″ × 4″ cans or slim 6.5″ × 3.2″ cans

• Ribbed seams for longevity

• Spot clean as needed

• Blank product sourced from China, printed in the USA

This product is made on demand to reduce overproduction. Thank you for supporting thoughtful, small-batch creation through First to Fire Chronicles.