TIME Cover: The Oozlefinch — Bird of the Year (October 2025 Edition)

Celebrate a century of Air Defense excellence with this satirical TIME-style poster featuring The Oozlefinch — the legendary, featherless guardian of the skies. With its stern gaze, classic ADA helmet, and the bold motto “If it flies — it dies,” this museum-quality print captures the spirit of vigilance, humor, and heritage that defines the Air Defense Artillery.

Perfect for offices, ready rooms, or anyone who appreciates the blend of military history and myth, this premium matte poster adds both sophistication and a grin to any wall.

Product details:
• Museum-quality poster printed on thick matte paper
• Paper thickness: 10.3 mil
• Paper weight: 189 g/m²
• Opacity: 94%
• ISO brightness: 104%
• Paper sourced from Japan

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

The Oozlefinch depicted here is an original design inspired by the historic, unofficial mascot of the U.S. Army Air Defense Artillery Corps.

This artwork and brand are created by First-to-Fire Chronicles and are not affiliated with any brewery or official U.S. Army entity.