I Keep That Thang On Me | 14T Hex Nut Tee – First to Fire Chronicles
A perfect blend of ADA humor and MOS pride. The “I Keep That Thang On Me” tee features the unmistakable 14T hex nut — the small but essential piece every Patriot launcher crew member knows all too well. Simple, clever, and instantly recognizable to those who’ve ever pulled torque on a canister.
Printed on a soft, lightweight, stretchy unisex tee, this shirt feels great for everyday wear while delivering a clean, sharp look. Whether you’re in the motor pool, at the battery, or off-duty, it’s a comfortable way to rep the Patriot community.
Original design by First to Fire Chronicles.
Product Details:
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer:
The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
This item is made on demand when you order to reduce overproduction. Thank you for supporting thoughtful and efficient production through First to Fire Chronicles.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ¼ |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ¼ |